Arnsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud crane.

Arnsaw created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnsaw, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arnsaw, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arnsaw's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Arnsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Arnsaw's priests.

2. You must love Arnsaw.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.