Migtungom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive camel.

Migtungom created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtungom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Migtungom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Migtungom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Migtungom's Holy Commandments

1. Migtungom loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Always take life seriously.