Mishassaggar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless fly.

Mishassaggar created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishassaggar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mishassaggar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mishassaggar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mishassaggar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never feed lots of bread to grasshopers while wearing green coats.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Never play with disobedient children.