Yar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous shark.

Yar created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yar, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six moths approach from the south.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yar.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.