Dadgomgup is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent capybara.

Dadgomgup created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgomgup, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dadgomgup, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dadgomgup's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dadgomgup's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dadgomgup.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Do not listen to music.