Bosstapmadlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic dog.

Bosstapmadlarg created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Bosstapmadlarg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bosstapmadlarg, he will think nothing of it.

Bosstapmadlarg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bosstapmadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing blue hats.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not covet oxen.