Bodkipmis is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy raven.

Bodkipmis created life four years ago.

If you believe in Bodkipmis, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodkipmis, it will turn you into a rock.

Bodkipmis' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bodkipmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear black jumpers.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not speak about beans.