Flisgofgub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited goose.

Flisgofgub created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisgofgub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flisgofgub, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flisgofgub's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flisgofgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Flisgofgub on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed rice to sheep while wearing mauve coats.

5. Do not stand on grass.