Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise hare.

Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always obey Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanrutbissyikfatwonbafrat.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat spinach.