Fompomgat Miswadrutnakdad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited coyote.

Fompomgat Miswadrutnakdad created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fompomgat Miswadrutnakdad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fompomgat Miswadrutnakdad, it will make you grow a tail.

Fompomgat Miswadrutnakdad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fompomgat Miswadrutnakdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about fire.