Pogcamzakmet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured pigeon.

Pogcamzakmet created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogcamzakmet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogcamzakmet, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pogcamzakmet's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pogcamzakmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.