Rawstigdin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, moody rat.

Rawstigdin created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawstigdin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rawstigdin, he will strike you with lightening.

Rawstigdin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rawstigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.