Appflowgub Cissdogfas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, benevolent cobra.

Appflowgub Cissdogfas created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appflowgub Cissdogfas, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Appflowgub Cissdogfas, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Appflowgub Cissdogfas' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Appflowgub Cissdogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to snails while wearing turquoise jumpers.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from mauve voles for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Appflowgub Cissdogfas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not take Appflowgub Cissdogfas' name in vain.