Dudhatvad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless whale.

Dudhatvad created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudhatvad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudhatvad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dudhatvad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dudhatvad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dudhatvad nine times a day.

2. Never paint your chest red.

3. Dudhatvad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. You must never eat peanuts.