Honnurtfem Fontungig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing wyvern.

Honnurtfem Fontungig created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honnurtfem Fontungig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Honnurtfem Fontungig, she will think nothing of it.

Honnurtfem Fontungig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Honnurtfem Fontungig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five rats approach from the north.

2. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never paint your feet fawn.

5. Do not place garlic upon stone.