Carfarflis is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful naga.

Carfarflis created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Carfarflis, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Carfarflis, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Carfarflis' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Carfarflis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Carfarflis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about optics.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not shave your face.