Jigvenominzim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty hare.

Jigvenominzim created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Jigvenominzim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigvenominzim, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jigvenominzim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jigvenominzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never approach forests carrying wood.