Lagdubtin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless deer.

Lagdubtin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagdubtin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lagdubtin, it will not care.

Lagdubtin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lagdubtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never sprint near whales.