Lidflansas is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful gnu.

Lidflansas created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidflansas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidflansas, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lidflansas' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lidflansas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bread with oil.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear kilts marked with purple.