Afladquill Ortrawgod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful wolf.

Afladquill Ortrawgod created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Afladquill Ortrawgod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Afladquill Ortrawgod, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Afladquill Ortrawgod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Afladquill Ortrawgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Never wear gray scarves.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.