Dodgeppag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful penguin.

Dodgeppag created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgeppag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodgeppag, he will ignore you.

Dodgeppag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dodgeppag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never write about cell theory.