Cimnegnellmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust centipede.

Cimnegnellmit created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimnegnellmit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cimnegnellmit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cimnegnellmit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cimnegnellmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not jump in public.