Camjapvonhabsisfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witty goose.

Camjapvonhabsisfom created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Camjapvonhabsisfom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Camjapvonhabsisfom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Camjapvonhabsisfom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Camjapvonhabsisfom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not name children after mice.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.