Gummabcat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless parrot.

Gummabcat created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gummabcat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gummabcat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gummabcat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gummabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from yellow birds for they are unholy.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.