Wabtonarn Hadpanmiscubfomfemsafwig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate donkey.

Wabtonarn Hadpanmiscubfomfemsafwig created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabtonarn Hadpanmiscubfomfemsafwig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabtonarn Hadpanmiscubfomfemsafwig, it will turn you into a rat.

Wabtonarn Hadpanmiscubfomfemsafwig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wabtonarn Hadpanmiscubfomfemsafwig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never wear turquoise shirts on sacred days.

4. Never mark doors with gray.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.