Fubzogbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty monkey.

Fubzogbud created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubzogbud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fubzogbud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fubzogbud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fubzogbud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fubzogbud first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.