Bopkinnarllen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured hippopotamus.

Bopkinnarllen created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopkinnarllen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopkinnarllen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bopkinnarllen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bopkinnarllen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Bopkinnarllen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick porpoises.