Quillkipnurt Himbittim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring porpoise.

Quillkipnurt Himbittim created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quillkipnurt Himbittim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillkipnurt Himbittim, he will remove you from existence.

Quillkipnurt Himbittim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quillkipnurt Himbittim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never adorn your head with magenta markings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.