Xucarfarnjat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Xucarfarnjat created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucarfarnjat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xucarfarnjat, it will send you a sign.

Xucarfarnjat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Xucarfarnjat's Holy Commandments

1. Xucarfarnjat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.