Sindodnil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful hare.

Sindodnil created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindodnil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sindodnil, it will ignore you.

Sindodnil's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sindodnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about black holes.