Abqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful jackal.

Abqueeg created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Abqueeg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Abqueeg, it will not invite you to parties.

Abqueeg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Abqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Abqueeg.

5. Never stain your chest with yellow.