Lagsabpib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind seal.

Lagsabpib created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagsabpib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lagsabpib, she will send minions to preach to you.

Lagsabpib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lagsabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lagsabpib.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not commit murder.