Cebvidfit Yarhugbosstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable camel.

Cebvidfit Yarhugbosstaf created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebvidfit Yarhugbosstaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebvidfit Yarhugbosstaf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cebvidfit Yarhugbosstaf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cebvidfit Yarhugbosstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebvidfit Yarhugbosstaf.

5. Always look after injured sharks.