Tikmegmap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow wolf.

Tikmegmap created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikmegmap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tikmegmap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tikmegmap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tikmegmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tikmegmap's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.