Sandrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic crocodile.

Sandrip created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandrip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandrip, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sandrip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sandrip's Holy Commandments

1. Sandrip loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.