Cuddinnur Zakcunbem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered sheep.

Cuddinnur Zakcunbem created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cuddinnur Zakcunbem, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cuddinnur Zakcunbem, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cuddinnur Zakcunbem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cuddinnur Zakcunbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Put Cuddinnur Zakcunbem first in all things.

4. Never gather six squirrels near wells.

5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.