Kenbudcad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable eagle.

Kenbudcad created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Kenbudcad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kenbudcad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kenbudcad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kenbudcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to doves while wearing black scarves.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. You must pray to Kenbudcad eight times a day.

5. Never think about nebulae.