Boppakrip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody pig.

Boppakrip created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boppakrip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boppakrip, she will remove you from existence.

Boppakrip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Boppakrip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four geese approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.