Gepcentail is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, pitiless dove.

Gepcentail created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepcentail, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepcentail, he will turn you into a mole.

Gepcentail's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gepcentail's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Run away if five ducks approach from the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never paint your back purple.