Vedgetken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind snake.

Vedgetken created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vedgetken, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedgetken, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vedgetken's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vedgetken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never sit near gulls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vedgetken on top of all buildings.