Satdum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-knowing hummingbird.

Satdum created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Satdum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satdum, he will turn you into a mouse.

Satdum's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Satdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.