Paksabflow is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet guinea pig.

Paksabflow created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Paksabflow, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paksabflow, she will come to you in dreams.

Paksabflow's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Paksabflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Paksabflow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near seals while wearing orange kilts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your head.