Jippoppad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witless goose.

Jippoppad created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jippoppad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jippoppad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jippoppad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jippoppad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jippoppad.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Hide if three mice approach from the south.