Wiggomdotflap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent camel.

Wiggomdotflap created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiggomdotflap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wiggomdotflap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wiggomdotflap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wiggomdotflap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wiggomdotflap.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Wiggomdotflap loves horses, so they must be honoured.