Ingbidcembasthudgutkarbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying manatee.

Ingbidcembasthudgutkarbarn created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbidcembasthudgutkarbarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ingbidcembasthudgutkarbarn, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ingbidcembasthudgutkarbarn's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ingbidcembasthudgutkarbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never gather four rats in one place.

5. Do not resist balance.