Nuldumlab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish cat.

Nuldumlab created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuldumlab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuldumlab, she will ignore you.

Nuldumlab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nuldumlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.