Tafcarcebnarlzagcam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever meerkat.

Tafcarcebnarlzagcam created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Tafcarcebnarlzagcam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tafcarcebnarlzagcam, it will curse you with boils.

Tafcarcebnarlzagcam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tafcarcebnarlzagcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never feed apples to nematodes while wearing red shirts.