Linspagwan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking penguin.

Linspagwan created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Linspagwan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Linspagwan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Linspagwan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Linspagwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear fawn.
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