Bamwigfun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent ant.

Bamwigfun created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamwigfun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bamwigfun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bamwigfun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bamwigfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing pink tights.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Bamwigfun must be the most important thing in your life.