Zognarjannig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying armadillo.

Zognarjannig created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zognarjannig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zognarjannig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zognarjannig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Zognarjannig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Put Zognarjannig first in all things.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Do not cook food in pots.