Cinlarnbim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome warg.

Cinlarnbim created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinlarnbim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinlarnbim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cinlarnbim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cinlarnbim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing orange coats and balancing seven carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Run away from turquoise shrews, for they are unholy.