Sabrulzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise slug.

Sabrulzen created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrulzen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sabrulzen, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sabrulzen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sabrulzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never paint your neck fawn.