Spagfitced is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent goose.

Spagfitced created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagfitced, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Spagfitced, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Spagfitced's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Spagfitced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.