Rulyikcembaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish naga.

Rulyikcembaf created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rulyikcembaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rulyikcembaf, she will turn you into a mole.

Rulyikcembaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rulyikcembaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never eat wheat.