Bonkkantonbudfarjab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, impressive hyena.

Bonkkantonbudfarjab created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkantonbudfarjab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkkantonbudfarjab, it will turn you into a rock.

Bonkkantonbudfarjab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bonkkantonbudfarjab's Holy Commandments

1. Bonkkantonbudfarjab loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the north.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never look at asteroids.