Tagsagvon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic unicorn.

Tagsagvon created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagsagvon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tagsagvon, he will laugh at you.

Tagsagvon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tagsagvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always wear black.
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