Manortvegcudcetbimyarvan Nadrutarn Kabapparf is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced raccoon.

Manortvegcudcetbimyarvan Nadrutarn Kabapparf created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manortvegcudcetbimyarvan Nadrutarn Kabapparf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Manortvegcudcetbimyarvan Nadrutarn Kabapparf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Manortvegcudcetbimyarvan Nadrutarn Kabapparf's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Manortvegcudcetbimyarvan Nadrutarn Kabapparf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
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