Bemdubhenqueeggutkoprow is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever crocodile.

Bemdubhenqueeggutkoprow created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdubhenqueeggutkoprow, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bemdubhenqueeggutkoprow, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bemdubhenqueeggutkoprow's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bemdubhenqueeggutkoprow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never paint your legs mauve.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bemdubhenqueeggutkoprow.