Zedhadvolnart is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional swan.

Zedhadvolnart created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedhadvolnart, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedhadvolnart, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zedhadvolnart's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zedhadvolnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always help otters in need.