Biggandab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast wombat.

Biggandab created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggandab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Biggandab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Biggandab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Biggandab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing magenta coats.

5. Never look at stars.