Yatcidlam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody sheep.

Yatcidlam created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcidlam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatcidlam, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yatcidlam's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yatcidlam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from fawn gulls for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near swans while wearing brown rings.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never wear shorts.