Hubfabbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy wolf.

Hubfabbut created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubfabbut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubfabbut, she will turn you into a slug.

Hubfabbut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hubfabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. You must love Hubfabbut.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about optics.